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[06 Apr 2006|09:11pm]
[ music | Man Or Astro-Man - Ghost Planet Love Theme ]

Hiya! I'm Space Ghost. This is Space Ghost: Coast To Coast! I like my show the very most! I'm your host!

Today on my show, radio news personality, Bill McNeal, and -- am I pronouncing this right? -- "To Be Announced". That's a weird name. "To Be Announced"? "Toe Bah Announced"? "To Be Announced." Well, we'll talk to "To Be Announced" later and ask him why he has such a stupid, stupid name.

Now say hello to Zorak and The Original Way Outs! Zorak! Play me to the desk!

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[24 Jan 2005|11:55am]
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[23 Jan 2005|07:57pm]
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[24 Dec 2004|05:44pm]
[ mood | undelighted ]

There is a lettuce in my bed. OH PLEASE, HELP ME GET IT OUT IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME. I AM NOT DELIGHTED.

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[03 Dec 2004|12:49am]
[ mood | not delighted ]
[ music | flies ]

Who put salt in my soup?

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[09 Nov 2004|08:52pm]
[ mood | angry ]

I have just returned from having a quick sherry with Sibyll, when I found that MY STEP HAD ONCE AGAIN DISAPPEARED. THIS TIME, HOWEVER, I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN STOLEN. I HAD AFFIXED IT TO THE WALL WITH A LEASH, AND IT IS A LEASH THAT SOMEONE WITH PREHENSILE FINGERS (OR TOES) WOULD BE ABLE TO UNDO. YOU, THE PERSON WHO HAS STOLEN MY STEP, WILL PAY.

I GUARANTEE IT.

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[09 Nov 2004|08:19pm]
[ mood | delighted ]

I am delighted that my sapient pearwood step has finally returned, and of its own voliton, nonetheless! I feel that I might have a small sherry, now.

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[20 Sep 2004|12:23pm]
[ mood | undelighted ]

I was delighted by your presence last night, Sibyll! but I'm afraid you left a pool of blood under my desk, and it's seeped into my favourite rug. I've had a look around for Argus but have been unable to find him and ask him to come along and clean it for me! Do you know any way to get blood out of a nice rug?

Alas, I've yet to find my step! I think perhaps it might've run away. Sapient pearwood is so temperamental!

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[13 Sep 2004|11:31pm]
[ mood | undelighted! ]

I'm really undelighted with the person who stole my step! The step that I use to climb into my bed at night! I am terribly disgusted, because without my step I have to utilize a rather draining Self-Levitation charm!

If anyone has seen my step, please inform me during Charms class tomorrow, or perhaps you can approach me at dinner!

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[01 Sep 2004|07:56pm]
Someone pass the potatoes, please. I'm afraid I can't reach!
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